Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via)
IM CRYING. STOP.
This actually made me cry
Im physically crying oh my god
HE GOT EMBARRASSED THAT THEY CAUGHT HIM SINGING omfg
303,766 notesImagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.
hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though
Give us free health care or we’ll start cooking meth
or pay teachers more
269,636 notesMy main financial goal is to someday have the means to own a bathtub deep enough to cover my knees and my breasts at the same time.
This is the dream
320,578 notes[chris traeger voice] literally
Be still my beating heart omg
Turd blossom 😂
664,416 notesthere’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”
its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up
15,565 notesit is almost 2015 and i still don’t know how driving all night keeps her warm
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
I just spit
1,111,165 notes1,457,727 notesI hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
if anyone ever asks me what orange is the new black is about i will send them these pictures without any context or explanation
